A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is

over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship

until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend hates it when you call

after he has gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps

himself.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.

A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for

them. A real friend expects to always be there for

you!

Just wanted to add this because I thought it was cute. Will update later. OH yeah, read my post b4 this if u haven't all ready.